...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
