Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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