doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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