Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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