Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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