Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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