I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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