I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
