Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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