So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
