Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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