I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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