I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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