She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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