I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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