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Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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