I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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