i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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