what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its about making memories worth repressing
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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