Having a random hookup so left but love u
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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