porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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