I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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