Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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