Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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