i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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