I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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