I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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