mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You work out of a Hotel?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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