yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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