Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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