p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
you never un-have a 4some
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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