My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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