i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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