He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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