This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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