Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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