At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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