Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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