careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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