The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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