wakey wakey hands off snakey
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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