just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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