glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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