Small penises have feelings too.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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