Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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