walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He better not be in your backpack
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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