Nicole vs. Life
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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