Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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