yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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