Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
