You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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