dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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