Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Dignity is for republicans.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
